Ikea
Hipsters truly have a love/hate relationship with that Swedish pleasure palace known as Ikea. While they delight in the low, low prices ($14 for a coffee table! Crazy!), delicious meatballs and cornucopia of weird food with Swedish labels, the store itself is basically one big hipster panic attack waiting to happen. What with the lack of natural light, towering ceilings and confusing products (Where the fuck are the curtains?! What is this metal thing over here next to this pile of other metal things?! Do I really need this sponge?!), in no time at all, the average hipster is likely to go from skipping down the aisles, bursting with feverish delight, to rocking back and forth in the “As Is” section as Smash Mouth’s “I Can’t Get Enough Of You Baby” issues from the overhead speakers.
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